Tuesday, April 6, 2010

Spartans! what is your profession??!

Assalamualaikum..

well, my profession is,

being a volunteer at hospital serdang for a few weeks (no payment of course)
and work for RM 60 a day under Cilix's Corp at the LKIM as an IT technician.

beside's that, i don't work at any other places.
except for being a 2 minutes cashier at the HospiMart of serdang hospital.
yeah, tat was too quick. just one customer.
i cant even open the cash register. chuckles~

so here's a riddle on what i want to do next is....


hey u, on the table.
yes u, hey, answer me.
y arent u answering?
owh yeah, i get it, ur dead,
but why?

i can see ur a male.
owh kay, good body shape.
colourful livor mortis.
ahh, u cant move.
lets call it rigor.
so its like, whut?
half a day perhaps?

hurrmm..
i see u had congestion
all over your skin.
ur fingers are cyanosed.

man,
how come u b dead of IHD?
owh wait, im sorry.
ur insurance cant be claimed.

unless of course,
*chuckles*
they need to see ur inside.

so just lay down now.
it shudnt hurt.
let me just comb ur hair.
and yeah. please,
cud u pass me the s*****l.
thanks, owh kay, hold on.
***
owh kay, now i see ur skull.
seems OK with no fracture.
get me the s*w with the v****m.
ahh, yeah. great,
now i need that small s*****l.
hand me the bowl and OK.
*we got ur brain*

make sure u cut it evenly,
lay them on the board.
owh great. im correct.
u didnt die of stroke.

put it back.
lalala.. gauzzing..
lalala.. stitching..

sigh...

have u guys done with the chest yet?



so,
this is the thing i want to do in my profession.
wish me luck.

but first, a little bit of exam this 10th of april.
i havnt read a thing. anyways, good luck~!

6 comments:

cha'a said...
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cha'a said...

'have you guys done with the chest yet?' xD

a surgeon? forensic expert? lol.
sorry. maen teke je

anwar azhari said...

the later.

good guess..

=D

cha'a said...

heheh. nice. i can see that it's ur thing. ^^

btw, apa itu 'supporters' the one on the right tuh?

anwar azhari said...

supporters tuh yg plg bnyak komen la..

nama asal dye 'top commenters'

kewll eh?

cha'a said...

ish, kalaw i tersenarai, probably u shud change it to

'top penyibuk' x3