Spartans! what is your profession??!

Assalamualaikum..

well, my profession is,

being a volunteer at hospital serdang for a few weeks (no payment of course)

and work for RM 60 a day under Cilix's Corp at the LKIM as an IT technician.

beside's that, i don't work at any other places.

except for being a 2 minutes cashier at the HospiMart of serdang hospital.

yeah, tat was too quick. just one customer.

i cant even open the cash register. chuckles~

so here's a riddle on what i want to do next is....

hey u, on the table.

yes u, hey, answer me.

y arent u answering?

owh yeah, i get it, ur dead,

but why?

i can see ur a male.

owh kay, good body shape.

colourful livor mortis.

ahh, u cant move.

lets call it rigor.

so its like, whut?

half a day perhaps?

hurrmm..

i see u had congestion

all over your skin.

ur fingers are cyanosed.

man,

how come u b dead of IHD?

owh wait, im sorry.

ur insurance cant be claimed.

unless of course,

*chuckles*

they need to see ur inside.

so just lay down now.

it shudnt hurt.

let me just comb ur hair.

and yeah. please,

cud u pass me the s*****l.

thanks, owh kay, hold on.

***

owh kay, now i see ur skull.

seems OK with no fracture.

get me the s*w with the v****m.

ahh, yeah. great,

now i need that small s*****l.

hand me the bowl and OK.

*we got ur brain*

make sure u cut it evenly,

lay them on the board.

owh great. im correct.

u didnt die of stroke.

put it back.

lalala.. gauzzing..

lalala.. stitching..

sigh...

have u guys done with the chest yet?

so,

this is the thing i want to do in my profession.

wish me luck.

but first, a little bit of exam this 10th of april.

i havnt read a thing. anyways, good luck~!